Do you eat your peas with a knife . . .

or perhaps you'd prefer a bit of a leaf or an insect wing?

This is, sans doute, the most gorgeous flatware ever. Created by Claude and Francois Xavier Lalanne, a pair of French artistes who specialize in magic. I expect the Forest Sprite and Mozart Fowl dine with cutlery like this as a matter of course . . . and equally fantastic china, naturellement.